He's a Mayan, and his name is Max?

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May 30, 2008

So this Houston housewife gets a rock from a Tibetan healer and sticks it in a closet, and it starts talking to her - the rock, not the closet - and she doesn't know what to do, but eventually she decides to share its mystical powers with humanity, which is why Tom Kiefaber had the drum session of his life a few weeks back and why the Senator Theatre owner scored a real-deal crystal skull for his theater lobby this weekend, when he screens Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

I'm trying to keep this short, partly because the editors tell me to write short, but mostly because the "short" version from JoAnn Parks took an hour, and she's very pleasant and earnest and all, but that was a full 60 minutes on a skull-shaped rock, albeit a rock that claims - it talks to Parks, remember - to be an ancient Mayan artifact that holds the key to personal enlightenment and world peace.

Anybody who wants to know more can Google "Max the Texas Crystal Skull." Or catch Parks next time she takes her show on the road. She and Max travel the world, staying with New Age-y hosts and delivering 90-minute lectures to anyone who ponies up $25. For $50, you can get 30 minutes alone with the rock.

Kiefaber opted for some private time with Max about six weeks ago, when Parks and her skull made a visit to the Upperco home of Jayne Feldman, interfaith minister and author of several books on angels, and her retired IBM engineer hubby, Charles.

Kiefaber invited Parks to display Max at the Senator, tonight through Sunday afternoon. It will be their only appearance at a theater showing the skull-themed blockbuster. A publicity coup for the theater owner, but is it more than that?

When he met Max, Kiefaber brought along his African Djembe drums.

"I played my drums, and it was kind of dramatic," he said. "Some rhythms were coming out that I've never played before - or since, by the way."

So is he a believer?

"I try to be open-minded about these things. I was a philosophy major. I thought it was going to be this sort of heavy spiritual thing. It wasn't. But it was the coolest thing I've ever done."